Friday, 31 January 2025

Driving and technology and the things that annoy



Waiting, waiting… we don’t like being put on hold for long periods without being given a callback option nor
being able to get past a bot to reach a human to deal with an issue. Photo: Yan Krukau

Whimsy columnist CLIVE WILLIAMS got predictable responses when he researched an article on what gave people pleasure, so he changed his question and asked what people found annoying. Then things got interesting… 

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” –Isaac Asimov

I started off doing an article about what gave people pleasure, based on responses from a range of people – and got predictable responses.

Clive Williams.

They included: enjoying family and friends, exercising, engaging in/watching sport, having sex, eating and drinking, travelling, pets, TV and radio, making and spending money, doing puzzles, gardening, reading a good book, etcetera.

When I asked them what they found annoying or irritating, I got much more specific responses, such that I was able to categorise them into “Driving”, “Phones and Internet” and “Social and Behavioural”. 

In fact, I got so many that I’m having to spread them out over two issues (this is the first) with “Driving” and “Phone and Internet” in this week’s column and “Social and Behavioural” in the next Whimsy in a fortnight’s time.

Anyway, here’s the first list of grievances:

Driving

  • Drivers who don’t acknowledge a courtesy, such as being allowed into a line of traffic when they don’t have right of way.
  • Slow drivers who sit in the fast lane.
  • Inconsiderate drivers who leave a large space in front of their vehicle at traffic lights (meaning that drivers further back miss the lights).
  • Indecisive drivers (a particular East Asian nationality was mentioned, but I won’t say which!).
  • Drivers at Metro Fyshwick who don’t move their vehicles forward from the pump (as requested) before paying for fuel.
  • Cyclists who ride on the road obstructing traffic when there’s a perfectly good bike track paralleling the road.
  • Drivers who park across walkways.
  • Reckless e-scooter riders.
  • Drivers who speed past you along traffic lanes that are clearly closed ahead, then try to cut in.
  • Drivers who don’t dip their lights at night or who have dazzling headlight systems.
  • Ditherers who stop at the entrance to a roundabout when nothing’s coming, and those who don’t indicate when they’re leaving a roundabout.
  • Tailgaters.


Phones and Internet

  • Being put on hold for long periods without being given a callback option.
  • People and organisations that don’t reply to emails.
  • Not being able to get past a bot to reach a human to deal with an issue.
  • Continual IT software updates “to improve security” and seemingly unnecessary design changes to charge plugs and cables.
  • Delays by financial institutions in crediting funds when the electronic transfer is instantaneous. 
  • Businesses that try to fob off customers with FAQs, “community responses” or generic answers.
  • Businesses that tell you to listen carefully because their phone options have changed when they haven’t.
  • Having to continually make “cookie” choices.
  • Being referred to overseas call centres to deal with problems that should be resolvable in Australia.
  • Theatregoers who use their smart phones in a darkened theatre.
  • People who have loud phone conversations on public transport and in public areas. (Years ago, when mobile phones were just becoming available, I was at the Canberra Qantas Club and a pompous APS management type was striding about talking loudly into a mobile phone to underline that he was important enough to have one. Then it rang – showing that he hadn’t actually had anyone on the line. Everyone laughed to see such sport and the dish ran away with the spoon.)
  • Managers who expect staff to be electronically accessible 24/7.
  • Cold calling and scam phone calls, emails and texts.

Well, there you have it. If you’re an offender, here’s your opportunity to modify your behaviour and annoy others less in 2025!

No doubt readers will have other pet “Driving” and “Phone and Internet” hates they could list in letters to CityNews (letters@citynews.com.au). 

On a lighter note: The annoyed hotel guest eventually caught the eye of the waiter and said: “I’d like to order breakfast. I’ll have an overdone fried egg, a soggy slice of bacon, runny baked beans, a dried-out sausage, and mushrooms past their use-by date – followed by toast that’s slightly burnt.” 

The waiter looked puzzled. “That’s a very complicated order sir; I’m not sure the chef can manage it.” 

“I can’t see why not,” replied the guest, “that’s what he gave us yesterday.”

Clive Williams is a Canberra columnist.

First published at Canberra City News, January 30, 2025



Israeli hostage reunited with her violin




By Norman Lebrecht


Agam Berger, seized in pyjamas and held in Hamas tunnels for 15 months, was returned home today.


Local reports say that the Israeli army had her violin waiting to greet her at the reception centre.


The picture above was taken before her captivity.


First published at Slipped Disc, January 30, 2025





Angelica Mesiti, one of Australia's most-acclaimed artists, on her love of the unexpected



Angelica Mesiti, pictured with her major artwork The Rites of When, sat down with ABC Arts for the new series,
What Sparks Art.
 (ABC Arts: Eloise Fuss)

By Eloise Fuss

From the bright upper levels of the Art Gallery of New South Wales' new building, Naala Badu, Angelica Mesiti leads me down a wide, white spiral staircase and into the art space, The Tank.

She's the second artist ever to exhibit in this room in the dark, cavernous basement of the gallery, where beams stretch from floor to ceiling and an oily scent lingers from its former life as a WWII oil tank.

The only light comes from the bright video screens lining the edge of the room: Mesiti's latest mesmerising artwork, The Rites of When.

Angelica Mesiti is one of Australia's most acclaimed contemporary artists — but where does she get her
ideas and inspiration?
 (Supplied: AGNSW/Angelica Mesiti)

Now based in Paris, Mesiti is one of Australia's most acclaimed contemporary artists, having exhibited in major institutions around the world and represented Australia at the prestigious Venice Biennale in 2019.

Her immersive, sensory artworks, often displayed across multiple large video screens, are rich in story and sound.

Her video work The Calling (2024, ACMI) took viewers to a village in northern Türkiye, where locals communicated across hillsides using a traditional whistling language.

For her latest artwork, viewers are surrounded by dance and song, in a work that re-imagines rituals related to seasonal cycles, in a time of environmental uncertainty.

In Mesiti's immersive work, The Rites of When, video moves across large vertical screens in an
underground space.
 (Supplied: AGNSW/Angelica Mesiti)

"A lot of the time, [my work] involves music, dance, groups performing and playing together as a way of thinking about who we are and how we exist today," Mesiti says.

Her latest powerful artwork began with ideas and observations jotted down in the Notes app on her phone.

She likens her process to a Bowerbird collecting things; "then you start to see patterns emerging", she says.

In ABC Arts' new series, What Sparks Art, we ask leading artists where they get their ideas and inspiration, and what drives their creativity.

For Mesiti, inspiration comes "from being outside in the world" — her day-to-day experiences, what she observes on the street, what she reads or exhibitions she sees.

We sit down with Mesiti to delve deeper into exactly what some of those things are.

Strange market treasures

Whenever I travel, I like to see if there are second-hand markets. Paris has a lot of great ones [and] in Korea and in Georgia. 

I find it really interesting to see everyday objects from other countries and what people hold onto. They're not usually things high in value. It's like a museum of the everyday.

The point of inspiration for Assembly, the work I made for the Australian Pavilion in Venice, was an object I found in a flea market in Rome. It's called the Michaela machine. I got really fascinated by it because it looks like a musical instrument, but it's actually a typewriter. It's a Hansard machine that's used for recording spoken voice. In Italy, it's used in parliament.

A still from the video artwork Assembly, featuring the Michaela machine, a device used for transcription. 
(Image: Bonnie Elliott. Supplied: Angelica Mesiti and Anna Schwartz Gallery)

I just loved that it was this strange hybrid object, somewhere between a musical instrument and a keyboard, but that also had a role to play in the democratic process.

I thought if you can write text on this instrument, then the text you're writing could also be music.

So, for Assembly, we used the machine to type out a David Malouf poem, which speaks about language and migration and not having a common language. We recorded the notes that were used in writing this poem, and then those notes became a score that was played by musicians across multiple instruments.

Observations on the Paris Metro

I've always caught the Metro since I arrived in Paris, and I've noticed how it's changed over that 10-year period. People are mostly on their phones now.

The Metro is a bit of a microcosm of everything that's going on in a city in this one space. You get a good sense of who lives in a place by observing what's happening on the Metro.

My work up until now has always been tied to urban existence and experience, like where populations and communities are brushing up against each other and having to live in parallel. All the beauty and the tensions that can cause has been an idea that's important and interesting to me.

There's a lot of people who busk on the Metro. That's how I met Mohammed [Lamourie, a Paris-based Algerian musician], who is in [Mesiti's 2012 artwork] Citizen's Band — he came onto the Metro one day, and that was the trigger for that whole piece I made.


Citizen's Band is a work where four people perform different music or gestures that relate to their cultural origins, but the performances are all in the context of the city they have moved to (Paris and Sydney).

Mohammed is an incredible performer. He is sight impaired and he has this beautiful, untrained, quite raw voice, but he also plays a Casio keyboard that he rests on his shoulder, and he almost plays it like a violin. He was singing Arabic translations of familiar songs — he even does a rendition of Hotel California. It was really unusual, very visually striking. I'd never seen anyone do that before, I was fascinated.

Always dancing 

Since I was a kid, I've loved to dance. I'm really interested in why humans dance. It's something we've done since the beginning of time, and it feels like one of our essential human needs.

Dance has never been far from a lot of my projects. I use that term "dance" really broadly — it can also mean gesture.

The piece The Rites of When is trying to re-imagine traditional folk dances — you might think of people holding hands and dancing around a bonfire, which is the village-style circle dance. There's actually lots of historical evidence showing it's one of the earliest dances ever performed by people.

We've re-imagined that for a contemporary context — it's being danced in a Paris car park by young people wearing puffer jackets, Doc Martin boots and Adidas. The final sequence is making reference to a dance party or club environment where people are losing themselves in music.

Joyous and solemn Catholic festivals

I have roots in the south of Italy. My grandparents all migrated from Calabria and, living in Europe, I travel to Italy sometimes in the summer — we have friends and family there. A lot of inspiration for work has come out of some of those trips.

In the summertime, especially in the south, there's a lot of big festivals structured around Catholic saints. There'll be processions through the streets … they're festive and solemn at the same time, which I think is really interesting — the expressive exuberance of the Italian character but with this very solemn, guilt-ridden Catholic side as well.

Rites of When re-imagines southern European religion's traditions in a non-religious context. 
(Supplied: AGNSW/Angelica Mesiti)

It feels like it belongs to another time. It's a deep tradition that always fascinates me.

The Rites of When features a procession and a circle dance, which are really influenced by my heritage and by those experiences in the south of Italy — a lot of these traditions go across the Mediterranean and southern Europe as well.

France and its 'deep respect' for artists

I started going to Paris in 2006/07 with the Kingpins, an Australian performance collective I was part of. On one of those trips, I met my husband. I applied for residency in Paris, and then just started making work there … It sort of flowed from there. It wasn't a big life plan to move to Paris one day, it just happened.

I started putting roots down in about 2012. For me, Paris has been a very nourishing place to be as an artist. It's the museums and exposure to a high volume of contemporary and historical art — but I think there is also a deep respect for artists in France.

I remember when I first got there and my partner and I got married … we had a civil ceremony and the celebrant was like, "And artists will always be welcome in this city".

I was like, 'What?' I don't know if that would be part of the ceremony in other places. I've always felt like it's a place that is nurturing of artists — even in its economic structure, it is very supportive.

Also Paris itself is a fascinating city. The French have an amazing belief in demonstrating for their rights and for their beliefs. I've been inspired by the way they publicly mobilise en masse. That's really had quite a big impact on … my artistic life.

The work, Assembly, for example, is a choreography based on hand gestures that were developed by Parisians during demonstrations … for communicating your ascent or discord with a speaker in a way that doesn't interrupt them.

They have ties with sign language as well. And so that was a direct influence.

I think that living somewhere where it's not your culture and your language really shapes you.

What language you speak affects your thoughts — you think differently because things are expressed differently … You're sort of straddling two languages, two cultural experiences.

I like being in two places at once.

Angelica Mesiti: The Rites of When is at the Nelson Packer Tank, Art Gallery of New South Wales, Naala Badu building until May 11, 2025. 

First published at ABC News, January 31, 2025



Goldfields’ World Heritage won’t hit modern prospectors



Eugene von Guerard’s painting of Ballarat’s tent city in the summer of 1853–54.

By Melissa Meehan and Callum Godde in Melbourne

Victoria’s historic goldfields allowed many to strike it rich in the 19th century and a coveted World Heritage status won’t stop modern-day recreational prospectors mining for gold in Australia.

The discovery of gold at Ballarat in 1851 sparked a gold rush, enticing more than 6000 miners from across the globe to make their way to the area every week.

From hard rock open cut mines at Castlemaine to the Victorian era buildings of Bendigo, the region is considered the most extensive and best surviving gold rush landscape in the world.

Those goldfields were tentatively added to Australia’s World Heritage list on Friday.

The region welcomes millions of tourists each year and a World Heritage listing is expected to boost tourism.

Six key areas have been included in the submission, including the Bendigo historic landscape, Castlemaine goldfields and historic townships, with the possibility more could be added.

If successful, the areas would join the Budj Bim Cultural Landscape, Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park and the Sydney Opera House on the official list.

Premier Jacinta Allan swatted aside concerns the listing would lock people out of the land, effectively prohibiting prospecting and other recreational activities.

“This does not impact current land use or current land ownership,” she said in Bendigo on Friday.

“I want to be crystal clear and anyone that might want to mischief make on this, I hope you’d support us in being able to put those concerns to rest from the get go.

“This is about attracting more visitors.”

The premier, who is from Bendigo, said the goldfields were a living testament to people who came seeking a better life and had changed the state.

“World Heritage sites are on bucket lists of tourists worldwide and our historic goldfields are on their way to be right there among them,” Ms Allan said.

Traditional owner groups were involved in the application process and the bid recognised custodians’ role in the region, the premier said.

“It will give us the opportunity to showcase the oldest continuous culture to the rest of the world,” Ms Allan said.

Federal Environment Minister Tanya Plibersek, who was in Bendigo for the announcement, said the goldfields told many stories including immigration and the building of towns in harsh landscapes.

“It deserves to be celebrated and protected,” she said.

First published by Australian Associated Press via Canberra City News, January 31, 2025



Cate Blanchett lauded for latest role as a tortured conductor



Cate Blanchett as conductor Lydia Tár.()

By Jennifer Mills

Cate Blanchett plays a fictional conductor consumed by her artistic drive in new film TÁR.

Written and directed by fellow Oscar-winner Todd Field, the film is already gathering accolades worldwide. It received a six-minute standing ovation following its September premiere at the 79th Venice International Film Festival, and Blanchett walked away with the Coppa Volpi for Best Actress.

"It's a ruthless but intimate tale of art, lust, obsession and power." - Owen Gleiberman, Variety


Alongside Blanchett, the film stars Noémie Merlant, Nina Hoss and Sophie Kauer – who is herself a professional-level cellist in real life, having studied at London's Royal Academy of Music.

Lydia Tár is chief conductor of a celebrated Berlin-based orchestra, a tour de force with a formidable international profile and a resume that also lists the Cleveland, Chicago and Boston symphony orchestras, as well as the New York Philharmonic (and a mentorship with Bernstein). Her current orchestra's concertmaster is also her wife, Sharon (Nina Hoss), with whom she's raising a daughter, Petra (newcomer Mila Bogojevic).

She's talented and self-assured, but little-by-little is no longer in charge as her fastidiously-wrought façade begins to crack.

The score, penned by Icelandic composer Hildur Guðnadóttir (another Oscar winner, for Joker), accompanies the protagonist with both a smooth momentum and a grating intensity.

Hildur Guðnadóttir.()

Guðnadóttir was initially tipped to receive Best Original Score Oscar nominations for both TÁR and another upcoming release, Sarah Polley's Women Talking, before news broke in December of TÁR's ineligibility due to being “diluted by the use of Pre-existing music.” If Guðnadóttir had received both nominations, it would have been a new record in the award category.

Music from and inspired by the film will feature on a concept album to be released by Deutsche Grammophon, interspersed between excerpts of Elgar and Mahler – Symphony No. 5 of course. Blanchett not only learnt to conduct for the film, but is featured doing so on the album.

Without Blanchett, Field said that "the film would never have seen the light of day." And lucky for us, she said yes – she's been described alternately as "masterful" (Vulture), "devilishly unrepressed" (The Wrap) and "utterly magnetic" (The Guardian) in the titular role.

"TÁR marks yet another career peak for Blanchett – many are likely to argue her greatest." – David Rooney, The Hollywood Reporter


TÁR opens in Australian cinemas on January 26 2023. The concept album comes out on CD and digitally on October 21 2022, and will be released on vinyl on January 20 2023.


First published at ABC News Classic FM, October 6, 2022 and again, January 31, 2025





Nicole Kidman is a tour de force as a woman having a sexual awakening in Babygirl



"We would try things and I just loved how open and brave and smart [Harris Dickinson] was," Nicole Kidman told
Hits Radio.
 (Supplied: A24)

By Sonia Nair


Babygirl opens with Romy (Nicole Kidman) in the throes of sex with her husband of 19 years, Jacob (Antonio Banderas). She's making all the right sounds, but as soon as it's over and Jacob has descended into a post-coital stupor, Romy steals away to watch porn on her laptop and pleasure herself. She didn't orgasm with Jacob and, it turns out, never has.


The film cuts almost immediately from the intimate space of the home and its entombed secrets to the sterility of a warehouse. Romy is the CEO of a robotics company that trades in a rote automisation replicated in her characterisation.

Perennially put-together and guarded with nary a tendril of hair askew, Romy pursues perfection in every realm of her life, meticulously assembling lunch boxes with hand-written notes for her two daughters as seamlessly as she spouts meaningless corporate nothings in promotional videos and undergoes periodic botox injections.

Nicole Kidman plays Romy, who is apparently happily married to Jacob, played by Antonio Banderas. (Supplied: A24)

There's a touch of Severance in the world-building of Babygirl. Dutch writer-director Halina Reijn nails the humdrum details of everyday office life, from the insipid office small talk to Romy's swapping of pragmatic runners for teetering heels as soon as she steps into her office.

But Romy's aloof detachment starts to come undone with the arrival of a new intern, Samuel (Harris Dickinson), who is nearly 30 years her junior. Confident and impetuous, bordering on rude, Sam intuitively guesses what Romy wants from him, and the chemistry between them is palpable. So begins an affair conducted within the privacy of hotel rooms, in the obscured nooks and crannies of their office.

There's a clear power differential in an illicit relationship between a CEO and an intern, but Sam signals early on that he holds all the cards in this affair, subverting the dynamic from the outset. Not only is Sam the dom to Romy's sub, but he also warns her that he could easily dismantle her professional and personal life if he were to go public with their affair.

Romy is keenly aware of this dynamic — it's what imbues their escalating liaison with the electricity and sexual charge that's so sorely missing in her own marriage. That, and his commands for her to lap milk from a saucer, prostrate on all fours in an impossibly tight pencil skirt, and skulk in the naughty corner like a child being disciplined.

Babygirl is less sexually explicit than its trailer suggests. The moments of raw, unadulterated pleasure Romy experiences with Sam are carnal and guttural, but Jasper Wolf's camera angles fixate almost exclusively on Romy's face as she engages in these acts.

Babygirl is less intent on capturing these sexual acts in their entirety — the sex itself is never particularly risqué — and more concerned with Romy's interiority as she metamorphoses and has her most perverse sexual desires realised.

For a film riven by depictions of clandestine sex and unmitigated desire, Babygirl is surprisingly tender and funny. 

Both Romy and Sam experiment with different ways of being as they fumble, at times, through their dominant-submissive relationship. Romy trying to communicate her sexual preferences to Jacob while draped in a bedsheet because she's too embarrassed is as humorous as it is painfully affecting.

Cristobal Tapia de Veer's soundtrack is one of Babygirl's greatest accomplishments, setting the tone for much of the film. Montages of Romy and Sam's affair unfold to the wonderfully apt 'Father Figure' by George Michael and INXS's 'Never Tear Us Apart'. Le Tigre's jaunty pop-punk anthem, 'Deceptacon', backdrops Romy's intensified discomfort as she catches Sam's eye while children dance between them at her daughter's birthday party.

One of the film's most memorable scenes sees Romy joining Sam at a rave, with strobe lights illuminating their movements in haphazard flashes while jarringly discordant electro house music by Yellow Claw plays.

Costume design duo Kurt and Bart's work is another highlight — everything Kidman wears looks as though it was sculpted to her body.

Tangential details in the film carry acute symbolism as Romy's life unravels and is reflected by those around her. Her playwright husband, Jacob, is directing the Henrick Ibsen play Hedda Gabler, a narrative centred on a woman perilously trapped in a marriage and constrained by society's expectations of her. 

On the surface, Romy appears perfect in almost every realm of her life. (Supplied: A24)

Romy's behaviour is mirrored on a more minute scale by her older daughter, who cheats on her own girlfriend with a neighbour and is caught surreptitiously smoking by Romy late one night, who then joins her. There's also a surreal quality to many of the scenes, begging the question: did some of it even happen?

Kidman goes above and beyond in a role where she bares herself metaphorically and physically in a heightened show of vulnerability, but the celebrated evolution of Romy herself may have been more convincing with a more sharply realised character. With a whisper of a backstory concerning a childhood spent on a commune, Romy's motivations and impulses remain opaque even as her actions escalate (though Babygirl, thankfully, never veers in the direction of kink-shaming Romy, as so many portrayals of BDSM do).

Ultimately, Babygirl may not be saying anything particularly new or subversive about female desire, the pursuit of pleasure over shame and sensibility, and questions of power and consent. Nor are the stakes so heightened that it feels like an erotic psycho-thriller — the absence of punishment for Romy is a clear departure from the 1990s films that Reijn took inspiration from.

But it's a rollicking ride all the way, a tour de force performance from Kidman, and an often-unexpected treatise focused less on the moral consequences of a woman transgressing, and more on the liberation afforded by the reclamation of self.

First published at ABC News, January 31, 2025